What Your Breakfast Says About You

what your breakfast says about you

What does the crystal ball say about you according to your breakfast?

Let the judgement begin…


black coffee

The sun is up and you hate the world. Let the colour of your cup of jo reflect your soul.

Eggs and Bacon

bacon and eggs

You’re a classic badass meatatarian who likes smokey tastes and crispy textures. You also get right to the meat and potatoes of a situation and deal with them head on. People never have to say, “be a man” to you.

Cold Cereal + Milk

cold cereal

You’re not fully awake yet. Neither are your taste buds and that’s understandable. A lot of people process on auto until around 11am too. But extra kudos to you if you’re eating The Best Cereal In the Whole Wide World.

Cold Pizza and Milk

Too lazy to cook. Let’s take out some leftovers. You like savory and also like doughy textures. You wash your food down with some milk because flour paired with any other kind beverage is gross.

Oatmeal and Peanut Butter

oatmeal + peanut butter

You’re a classic vegan instagrammer who thrives on hearty bowls made with love. You make the bland decorative and the tasteless tasty with toppings.

Hash Browns

You are HUNGRY when you wake up and ready to turn up the heat! Nothings starts your fire like a hot breakfast. You like crispy edges and the satisfying crunch of crunchy foods. You eat through your ears, it’s no wonder you like loud food. And you like crushing things, in general. You are a worthy opponent. Congratulations.



You’re speedy and short on time, the grab-and-go kind of person who likes to have hand food. Most likely, your lunch will include a wrap or sandwhich. You might also be a runner.

Muffins, Waffles, Pancakes, Crepes!


You’re a momma’s boy who has an appreciation for gourmet french food. You like food to be sweet and look nice. You also like to have your dessert first before the main meal and if it were up to you, muffins comes before main meal, thank you very much. Also, you spend hours looking for a fancy font before writing your essay. Your favourite holiday is either Halloween or your birthday and you are a decorative fellow who has the ~extra~ kitchen appliances that nobody really needs like heart shaped cookie cutters and a spork eats with placemats.

You’re pretty extra, in a cool way.


Why bother cook? You always have leftover food from all the crazy I-can’t-even-remember-what-happened-last-night party. You’re a people person, or you’re just really lonely so you befriend the cake.

Anything Cheesey

cheese plate

Are you sure you’re not a mouse? Creamy textures and milky goodness are the bee’s knees. You could eat cheese itself just melted on a plate if you wanted to(in fact you do this in secret). You also like soups and gooey textures and are good at French kissing.

a linkup with Jenn, Amanda, Heather, and Becky.

What category do you belong to? What fortunes would you like to be told next time?